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LOOK WHO'S RIDING SHOTGUN

I’m definitely feeling like death is my co-pilot these days. Working on too many things at once and I’m starting to feel it. I’m not the most organized person in the world and little things start to stop me in my tracks at times. This week has been one of those weeks. Just gotta keep on keeping on.

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CONTORTIONIST

This is a pretty wild x-ray I found on Reddit I think. The human body is an amazing thing. Contortionists are pretty amazing humans…at least their bodies are. I can’t begin to ponder my broken down body to do anything remotely similar unless it was involved in a car accident or some similar outside force put it that way.

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NO HANDS

A little reported tragedy that happens to hundreds every Christmas: loss of fingers or even worse, hands, due to opening too many gifts. Many times what seems like a harmless paper cut while unwrapping a gift gets deeper with each subsequent gift until suddenly the appendage detaches from the body. I really wish more attention was this horrible phenomenon.

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MONKEY BARTENDER

They don’t make cool, creepy junk like they used to. You’d have to have been pretty drunk before pulling this out for a laugh. I had some family members who had stuff similar to this back in the day. I remember a cigarette dispenser that looked like a horse or some such creature, some kind of odd bird that perpetually swung down to take a drink of a cocktail and other vague images that this bartender monkey sparks. Now it’s all apps or electronic gizmo’s that are just as useless but lack the creepy factor. Other than the possibility that your robot vacuum cleaner is probably collecting data about you and sending it to who knows who.

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