MONKEY BARTENDER

They don’t make cool, creepy junk like they used to. You’d have to have been pretty drunk before pulling this out for a laugh. I had some family members who had stuff similar to this back in the day. I remember a cigarette dispenser that looked like a horse or some such creature, some kind of odd bird that perpetually swung down to take a drink of a cocktail and other vague images that this bartender monkey sparks. Now it’s all apps or electronic gizmo’s that are just as useless but lack the creepy factor. Other than the possibility that your robot vacuum cleaner is probably collecting data about you and sending it to who knows who.

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